(Source: little-blackbook, via meawletyran)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCK
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(Source: tennantarse, via pembroke)
I want to go to there.
(Source: chicmen, via benedictusantonius)
I was called a faggot for the first time tonight.
Tonight at the show, a person who I do not know called me a faggot for the first time in my life. I am lucky to have gone so long without ever having had it happen, and yet it was strange. If you’ll allow me, I’d like to tell you the tale.
As you know, I work the door at a monthly body-positive women-friendly burlesque show in Northampton, MA. The show is hosted and produced by a drag queen and performed in the lesbian capital of the world. Basically, this place couldn’t get much more granola if it were produced at Quaker Oats factory on bring your own tofu day. As I was working the door, the following exchange took place:
Dude: I’d like a VIP ticket.
Me: Those are all sold out, unfortunately. You can only buy them online.
Dude: It doesn’t say that anywhere.
Me: It’s all over the Facebook page for the event.
Dude: Show me where it says that.
Me: *shrug of “I don’t know what to tell you.*
Dude: [as he’s walking away] Yeah, plead the fifth, faggot.
AFTER YOU BECOME A LEVEL EIGHT RAW VEGAN YOU CAN ASK THE ELDERS FOR ACCESS TO THE ORIGINAL WHOLE FOODS. ONCE INSIDE YOU CAN ALIGN THE RUNESTONES AND SCALLIONS TO SUMMON THE TRANSFORMING SPIRITS OF ANCIENT LOCAVORES.
IT’S ALL PRETTY ADVANCED STUFF. YOU ARE QUITE NEW TO OUR WAYS. FOR NOW YOU SHOULD PROBABLY JUST CONCENTRATE ON BUYING FAIR-TRADE AND REDUCING YOUR GLUTEN INTAKE.
(via benedictusantonius)
Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like
gah! hahaha
Not just the dress itself, but the fluidity of the transition and how the motion and and the walk says, “What?”
I love how Harry just genuinely likes Luna. Not in a romantic way, but in a “I don’t know how or why but I get you and you get me and I’d be honored to call you a friend and if anyone messes with you I’ll wallop them” kind of a way. I think he just marvels at her level of don’t give a fuck and her absolute sense of self. And then he and Ginny partially name their daughter after her (Lily Luna) and that to me is just fucking precious.
(Source: scaredywolf, via meawletyran)
when you can tell you’re becoming increasingly less important to someone
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