February 2012
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January 2012
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December 2011
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September 2011
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“A kneecap is a whole hell of a lot easier to break than AES.”
– Computer and Network Security Professor
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“Man, I would like to be known as the fattest woman in the world.”
– (Male) Coworker
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“To the rest of the world it’s just bizarre, devil-speak syntax.”
– Information Security Professor on Regular Expressions
August 2011
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“You can use your tie to hold a banana.”
– Coworker
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July 2011
13 posts
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“As a joke, I think I’m going to shut down Oracle.”
– Coworker
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“Beware the reload button. It may not do what you think it will. In fact, it may...”
– Coworker
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June 2011
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“We have this debate in America that is almost a theoretical debate about the...”
– Fareed Zakaria, on the relationship between government and innovation. [complete interview here] (via nprfreshair)
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“You all know what political thought looks like? It has ads down the side. It has...”
– Cynthia Enloe, The Curious Feminist, pg. 253
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IPv4 vs. IPv6, or: How IPv4 Saved The World →
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“It told me in the book to run rm -rf *.* and now my machine won’t boot up.”
– Condescending and Annoying Classmate at my Red Hat System Administration Training, who is, apparently, also terrible at telling geeky jokes.
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“Do not open 1.1GB text file with nano as it may have an adverse affect on server...”
– Coworker
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“IO SONO IL MANGIATORE DEI BAMBINI.”
– W. Storm, Centro, Spring 2008
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“It is a little bit of a mini-tragedy that him and Magneto don’t, you know, have...”
– James McAvoy (who played Charles Xavier in X-me First Class)
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“But by waiting until after reconstruction — that is, until the...”
– The Curious Feminist, by Cynthia Enloe
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